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Caroline Channing: Max, dieser
The car is already parked

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seit einer Woche da draußen.
Do you think they sell?

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Drugs? I'll spell it out
different:

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Verkaufen die Drogen an dich?

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Max Black: No! You buy
neither

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Caroline Channing: Hi, [zu
Spaziergängern] wir haben

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einen neuen Mocchacino Cupcake

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Oh, no! No, no, no,
no! The car

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hat nichts mit uns zu tun!

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Caroline Channing: So, nun
we have the third

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Kunden verloren weil da dieses
Rap car is parked

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Max Black: Die haben uns schon
before the car gets there

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war nicht gerad überrannt wie'n
Puff of free numbers

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offers

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Caroline Channing: Ich bitte
to drive them away.

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Max Black: Cool, ich sag deinem
Horse, you are brave

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died.

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Max Black: Stupid but
really brave.

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Max Black: Schütz mit dieser
Pan the body part

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in dem du am wenigsten ne Kugel
want.

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Caroline Channing: Hallöchen,
darf ich Sie kurz was fragen?

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Max Black: Ich will die ganze
Time to see your head

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Caroline Channing: So,
first time

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they're totally on me
gone.

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Caroline Channing: And
Secondly: I have everything under me
Control.

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Caroline Channing: It's open
shot me?

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Caroline Channing: I got it
done!

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I saved our neighborhood.

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Max Black: You have a car
have it towed away

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and didn't win a gang war.

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Earl: Was that the blue one with those?
tinted windows?

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AKA the killer car? Aka that
Killer car?

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Caroline Channing: Tell me that
that is the name of

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a model? Like that
Toyota killer.

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Max Black: Don't you think so?
More like the Honda Strangler?

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Han: Caroline! It has me
a man asked about you

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with a pretty headband
and a tearful

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Tattoo.

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Max Black: With a pretty one
headband and one

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Tear tattoo? That is certain
wasn't your mother?

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Han: He wanted to talk to you
about his car.

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I gave him your number
given.

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Caroline Channing: Han!

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Han: I thought it was yours
Friend?

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Caroline Channing: I did
no friends with tattoos.

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Caroline Channing: I did
not even any with me

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split hair.

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number given.

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Han: Your number, email and
Address.

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Caroline Channing: [amazement]

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Han: What? You have a lot to do
do, I didn't know

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how to best reach you
can

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Caroline Channing: Oh my
God, Max

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am I in danger now?

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Oleg: Pick it up, dead fish.

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Caroline Channing: What's the point
mean?

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Oleg: It means it isn't
smart a car

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with tinted windows
to have it towed,

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That's rule number one

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Caroline Channing: I thought
Rule number one

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is always wipe from the beginning
behind.

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Caroline Channing: Max, me
I'm worried.

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Max Black: Me too. I wipe
always from back to front.

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Deke: [to Earl] What's going on Nat
King Cool?

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Earl: Hey my Obama with that
Jewish mom.

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Deke: Hey, old man,
stoned butterfly

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Earl: [laughs]

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Caroline Channing: Look
Look at Max, here comes

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your friend.

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Max Black: He's not mine
friend, we have

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just making out. I'll do that
with everyone.

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Last week I was with someone
Guy here at the diner

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made out.

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Caroline Channing: You have
not made out,

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he choked and you
have him mouth to mouth

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ventilated.

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Max Black: Yes, but then we had
we sex. Go away!

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Deke: Hey, Max! I wanted you
what to ask.

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Max Black: They're real and
make me

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Back pain.

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Deke: And I wanted to know if
you time tomorrow evening

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have. We could go topless
watch TV if you want.

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Max Black: Why not? And
when you take him out

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I'll buy the food.

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Deke: Ooh, sounds like a date.

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Max Black: That's what I became
even ten/fifteen

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Put down dollars.

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Deke: You pay ten/fifteen
Dollar so I him

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get out?

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Deke: Great! Usually
I demand five.

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Max Black: You're extra
came here to see me

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ask?

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Deke: I'm old fashioned. And
I have my phone in my phone

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Toilet fallen

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Deke: See you tomorrow.

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Max Black: Now go, me
I have a job here

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neglect.

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Deke: Okay

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Max Black: Go, you idiot.

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Deke: Okay, you dummy.

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[Caroline, Oleg and Han] Ooooh!

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Caroline Channing: Ok, Han me
she can no longer

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hold up.

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Caroline Channing: Max, me
I think I just got this

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Killer car from the
Seen bathroom window

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Max Black: What exactly do you have
seen?

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Caroline Channing: A car.

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Caroline Channing: No, im
Seriously I think it's me

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followed home.

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followed, we're even.

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Max Black: [to cat] Now
there's Fressinessi

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Max Black: I'm going to go now
my date

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Caroline Channing: You can
I'm not alone after all

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let. There's one out there
Killer car

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Max Black: Relax,
no one has it in for you

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apart.

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Caroline Channing: Oh
really? And why did

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someone 'watch out you bitch'
called as we up

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were on the way home?

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Max Black: That's what I got about that one
Pawn scout called

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Max Black: If you say you
have chocolate mint with you

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then you have to Max too
Add chocolate mint.

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Caroline Channing: Max, you
come back this evening

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right? I'm kind of scared
I've never been at night

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alone here.

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Max Black: When you have togetherness
you want to call

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Han on.

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Caroline Channing: Really
funny.

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Caroline Channing: He doesn't have any
Time, I tried

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Caroline Channing: He's closing
a country

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Square dance into Second Life

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This is an online world in which
you have a second life.

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Max Black: You need it for one
second life not

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first life?

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Caroline Channing: Please Max,
call Deke and say

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off. Otherwise it may be that you
me here

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in a sea of blood.

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Max Black: I wanted to
always to the sea.

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Caroline Channing: Oh no, her
come to kill me.

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Max Black: Impossible, I have
they haven't been paid yet.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, hello
Children.

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Sophie Kachinsky: I am
just been to the dentist

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Did you know that Michale
Jackson is dead?

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Sophie Kachinsky: And Farrah
Fawcet too!

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh God, me
I have to sit down now.

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Caroline Channing: If you
you're already here

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Why don't you stay for a girls' night?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, that would be
definitely funny.

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Caroline Channing: Just us
both, Max has a date.

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Max Black: And Caroline gets
Fear alone.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, yeah. If
you don't want to stay alone

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Then why are you always leading yourself?
like that?

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Max Black: Well then, I have to
to Deke. We're leaving

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out to fill us up.
Hopefully we'll see each other

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crumbs on the shoes
spit.

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But ask yourself less
more romantic than it sounds.

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Sophie Kachinsky: [sighs]

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Sophie Kachinsky: So Caroline,
just the two of us all alone

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Caroline Channing: I know.
I thought we...

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Sophie Kachinsky: Well, us
have tried it.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Goodnight.

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Caroline Channing: Don't go,
dangerous people

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will attack me soon.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Like in Poland
the Cossacks attacked

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we boiled water and it
in their faces

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poured. Then we have
Made soup.

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Sophie Kachinsky: I wish
have a nice evening.

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[Sophie's phone rings]
Sophie: Wait a minute.

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Hello? Rula? Yes! No, me
have tonight

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nothing at all.

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Caroline Channing: Well Nancy,
the way it looks

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there are only two of us left.

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Yes, you and me and these
magazine from the

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Years 2009. Ah, 2009 the last one
year in which

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I had something.

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Caroline Channing: So Nancy,
what do we read now?

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pretty? New York City
more dangerous than ever before.

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Ok, I don't want to know more.

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Caroline Channing: That's just
a horn, right?

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Caroline Channing: Or is that
a signal?

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Don't take it against me, Nancy
in such a way

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situation a dog would be real
better.

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Deke: Oh, that's a thing. Quite
we happen to be in

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my area.

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Max Black: Aha, you're clever
made. Apart from that

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that you coerced me
you came here with me-

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come and condoms on the way
you bought.

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Deke: [Laughs]

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Deke: Are we going to my place? There
it's called brown chick

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brown, brown.

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Max Black: Brown chic, huh?

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Deke: You know. Bow
chicca bow bow

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but I sing brown chick,
brown, brown.

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Max Black: You got this
really thought up and

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your brain thinks it's okay
to say?

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Deke: No, my brain thinks:
don't say it, say it

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don't, don't say it, say it
don't, don't say it.

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Deke: And then I sing brown stuff
Chick, brown, brown

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Deke: Well, here we are.

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Max Black: And what should I do?
say now?

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Congratulations, you live in one
house.

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Deke: That would be a loser, me
not in a house

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I live there.

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Max Black: Where? I only see one
Dumpster.

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Deke: Yes, this is my apartment.

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I rebuilt it and now
I live there.

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It couldn't be greener. I mean
he spoils it

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Surroundings but it is green
painted.

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Max Black: Oh, this is yours
Seriously.

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Max Black: You really live
in a dumpster.

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Deke: This is the moment when
the girl

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She usually says she has to
get up early tomorrow.

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Or she calls the police.

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Deke: So, do you want to go?

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Max Black: I'm leaving. And indeed
in these crazy ones

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Dumpster!

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Deke: He's even crazier
when I use the folding roof

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boot up.

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Deke: The dumpster version
the morning latte.

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Max Black: I think so
crazy, that's crazy

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Do you have a sink in here?

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And you have a stove?

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Is there heating here or do you have one?
taught to the rats

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Shoveling coal into the fire?

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Deke: Yes, but I have too
Solar modules on the

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roof. And a microwave. And
the bathroom is

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right here.

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Max Black: You haven't
Microwave next to the toilet

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you are a genius!

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Max Black: Can be much cleverer
you can't eat a burrito

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Deke: I just think about everything.

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Max Black: And if you...
Nightstands don't fit?

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Do you put your house in ne
other street.

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Or you flip it over and throw
the bodies in here.

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Deke: On top of that, I
don't pay rent

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and the Chinese restaurant daily
his trash on mine

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Roof throws. Free home service!

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Max Black: Yes, everything knows
I from the last one

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Edition of more beautiful
Container living.

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Max Black: I'm moving in

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Deke: Whatever you want
Inventory is included

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man-sized teddy bear with a
Hairstyle for everyone

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Cop automatically to the pistol
takes hold.

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Max Black: The Dumpster
is not the main reason.

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But I fancy brown
Chick, brown, brown.

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And now.

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Deke: Mmhh, so how was yours
first sex in one

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Dumpster?

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Max Black: Like many of them
other times in another

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Dumpster.

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Deke: Next time it'll be me
naked.

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Max Black: Next time, pull
I take off the hat.

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Deke: [yawns]

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Deke: I hope it bothers you
not but I always sleep like that.

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Max Black: Ah, help! Let me
out.

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Deke: It's nice to have one today
living body underneath

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lies to me.

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Max Black: Aah, you're suffocating
me!

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Max Black: It really is
beautiful,

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Deke: I think so too.

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Max Black: I'm leaving now.

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Deke: Are you leaving now?

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Max Black: Yes, I live far away
gone, over at the diner

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and I have to get into this
Wedge boots in.

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And I have a horse and a
cat

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and probably a dead one
roommate.

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Deke: Sure. And you have to be early
get up.

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Max Black: Yes, but it isn't
Excuse, it's just

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where is the doorknob?

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Max Black: It is
Coffee pot?

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Max Black: Help, I'm climbing
usually from these

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things out.

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Oh.

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Deke: You really don't want to
stay?

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The Chinese has just
delivered.

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Caroline Channing: There it is
Horn again.

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It's impossible that we don't
are meant.

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Caroline Channing: [on phone]
Max, it's me again

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Why do you even have one?
Phone if you don't

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lose weight? And besides, you are
a grown woman

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Why is your voicemail message?
a fart?

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Caroline Channing: Completely
I'm sure you have

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Moment of extremely silly sex
but it is real

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a nightmare here. chestnut,
Nancy and I are safe

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that the killer car is always us
still circled and

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will finish us off.[hangs up]

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Caroline Channing: [to Nancy]
She's so selfish

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Caroline Channing: It takes a while
Eternity until this

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Water boils. At the moment
I could do that

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Only lukewarm tea kills
offer before me

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dismember.

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[Laughter] Would you have a sense of humor?
you would laugh.

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Caroline Channing: OK, listen.

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This is the plan:

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Caroline Channing: Accepted
they come through

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the door, let's go through it
door. And when they get through

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who are coming, blocks Chestnut
the way for them

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and Nancy scratches them
eyes out.

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Caroline Channing: Or us
just say straight away

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farewell. Cook, cook!

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Caroline Channing: No time.
No matter who you are

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I have a pot full of power
hot water!

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00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,333
Caroline Channing: Ah, [screams]

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Max Black: What's the point?
whole piece of junk?

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00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,800
Caroline Channing: My legs!
My beautiful ones

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Legs!

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Caroline Channing: Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow! I have

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my toe cleavage was scalded.

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Caroline Channing: And one
I have a different cleavage

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not.

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Max Black: But hey, yours
Toes see now

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bigger.

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Caroline Channing: Luckily
I have the flip flops

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which I always have in your shower
had on before I got it

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gave up.

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00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,000
Caroline Channing: Yes, I am
a total emergency.

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My legs are burned.

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00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:30,100
Nurse: OK, I understand.
They're coming soon

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after the man on it
Legs just torn off

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were.

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00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,600
Caroline Channing: Thank you,
I know that

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very much appreciated. I have me
with mighty hot

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Water scalded and I carry
actually every day

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Peep toes.

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Nurse: Where are you?
insured?

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Caroline Channing: That takes care of it
my Obamacare.

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00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,333
Nurse: Oh,
Obamacare. Why say

328
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,433
Don't you know that right away?
Come in!

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00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,233
Max Black: What's the problem?
We have all of them

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Eligibility for Obamacare, because
black presidents

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don't lie.

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00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,600
Nurse: Without further ado
Information is possible

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00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:04,133
not.

334
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,367
Caroline Channing: Password
Michelle?

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00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,667
Nurse: You
Become jokers now

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00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,000
clarify as you assured
since. Approximately

337
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,900
two hours again, then lie down
I on mine

338
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:16,633
Sofa and drink whiskey out of it
Coffee mug

339
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,033
Caroline Channing: Let's sit
us, they are legal

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00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,900
obliges us to treat.
I know this because

341
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,433
I always worry about it
complained.

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00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,667
Caroline Channing: Max, you can
you the flu brochure

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00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,733
and give my feet some air
to fan?

344
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,033
Max Black: No.

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00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,133
Max Black: I don't understand anything here
on, because I am

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00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,700
never been vaccinated.

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00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,000
Or loved.

348
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,100
Caroline Channing: Who is that?

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00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,133
Max Black: It's Deke.

350
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:43,633
Caroline Channing: You want to
don't answer?

351
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,567
Max Black: No, because me
interested right now

352
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,667
really just that your legs
get okay.

353
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:50,100
Caroline Channing: Ooh, you
little liar.

354
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,633
Caroline Channing: What is it?
between you and Deke

355
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,533
happened?

356
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,933
Why are you even after
Came home?

357
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,833
Was the sex bad?

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00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,433
Max Black: [Sighs]

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00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,100
Caroline Channing: Do you have it?
beaten up?

360
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,467
Max Black: No, sex was in
Okay.

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00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,300
He was even more than in
Alright, he was

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great and I would like to
stayed.

363
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,100
Caroline Channing: And?

364
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,867
Max Black: That's why I am
ran away.

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00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,400
Caroline Channing: Max, war
not in the wrong ones

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00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,667
neck, but you finally seem
found someone

367
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,533
have something that makes you happy
and now you want it

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00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,533
destroy.

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00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,233
Max Black: It's this one
So feeling.

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00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,067
Caroline Channing: Why?

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00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,733
Max Black: I'm not lucky
been educated.

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00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,967
But the belief that
Canned meat is a luxury.

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Caroline Channing: Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow. Earl I

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I poured hot water over them
Feet tilted

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00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,367
and no one knows what I do
for pain

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00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,067
go through.

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00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,300
Earl: I have three days
long time in a toilet

378
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,833
in front of a supermarket
Got through heroin withdrawal.

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00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,367
Earl: But yours were scalded
Pay is deplorable.

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00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:02,567
Han: Caroline, I could
unfortunately no answer

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00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,567
I would have come but my
Woman in Second Life

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00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,667
had a baby.

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00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,433
Max Black: How could you
fake sex before nine

384
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,100
months and it to me
conceal?

385
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,133
Killer Car Guy: Sorry
Buddy, I'm looking for one

386
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,867
slim blonde. Who serves
here.

387
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,367
Earl: Um, she's dead.

388
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,633
Killer Car Guy: It says over there
her.

389
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,533
Earl: Oh, she's back
risen, Hallelujah!

390
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,633
Killer Car Guy: Hey, I got something
for you.

391
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:37,967
Caroline Channing: [horrified]
No!

392
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,900
Killer Car Guy: A mixtape.

393
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,000
Max Black: No!

394
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,000
Killer Car Guy: I got it for you
burned.

395
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,200
My brother would have the cupcake
shouldn't throw.

396
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,567
Killer car guy: He can't stand it
Gluten, that's what makes it

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00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,567
sad.

398
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,833
Killer Car Guy: Let's go
together?

399
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,633
Caroline Channing: [Hesitates] Me
find that cute

400
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,767
and you sure are a nice one
Dude but I already have one

401
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,400
Relationship with a guy who is a
wearing red bandana.

402
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,333
Killer Car Guy: It's okay. Questions
costs nothing.

403
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,500
Oleg: What did you do? You
never say no to

404
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,067
a guy with toned hair
Discs, that's the rule

405
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,167
Number two.

406
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,333
Caroline Channing: His number
it says there

407
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,767
I can still call him.

408
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,600
Then we both can
They have a relationship

409
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,300
we don't want.

410
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:31,567
Max Black: Have a relationship?

411
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,400
Caroline Channing: Deke. And him
will be in tomorrow

412
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,167
want to know about pastry school
what's going on.

413
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,100
Max Black: Guys want that
never know who

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00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,233
are even happy to die when they
don't know.

415
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,067
Deke: Max why are you yesterday
ran away?

416
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,200
Deke: I want to know.

417
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,200
You were full of squeak, squeak,
thanks Deke.

418
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,833
Deke: And my brain is like: say
don't say it, don't say it.

419
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,700
Don't say it, don't say it.
But I said it.

420
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,933
Max Black: Uhhhmm, that was sex
lousy.

421
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,233
Deke: What's with the scratches
on my back?

422
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,033
Max Black: I wanted me
liberate.

423
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,333
Caroline Channing: I leave
you two alone.

424
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,667
Ow, ow, ow, ow. I'm standing
just here and watch me

425
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,767
my mixtape. Oh, title
one: Bitch be dirty.

426
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,600
Deke: You're right Max. Der
Sex was bad.

427
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,233
Really bad. The second time
it was even

428
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,567
worse. And the third time
was a disaster.

429
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,367
I mean, I just could
forty-seven minutes

430
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,433
and you kept yelling.

431
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,767
Caroline Channing: Okay,
Leaving certainly does less

432
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,700
hurts than to listen. Ow, ow, ow,
ouch.

433
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,800
Deke: No, it's okay Caroline,
we'll follow

434
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,300
outside. Max, come on
short? I would you

435
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,333
I'd like to show you something, please.

436
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,900
Max Black: Why are you getting him
not out here?

437
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,667
Max Black: It would be you tonight
not the first one

438
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,367
that does.

439
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,067
Oleg: And definitely not
the last one.

440
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,167
Max Black: OK, what do you want
show me?

441
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,633
Is that your dumpster?

442
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,267
Deke: So, you said you
can't stay

443
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,133
because you're near the diner
live, so

444
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,033
I brought him here to
see what your next

445
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,367
excuse becomes.

446
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:11,300
Max Black: Um, I am
racist.

447
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,800
Deke: Yes, I am too. Whites
Brides are annoying.

448
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:18,933
Deke: What else?

449
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,733
Max Black: It's on your sweater
a bird.

450
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,367
Deke: And you love him.

451
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,167
Max Black: Yes, very much so.

452
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,700
Deke: What else?

453
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,000
Max Black: That's all.

454
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,433
Deke: Fine, I can then
suggest that you stop

455
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,400
to be such a fool and
your pretty

456
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,667
Butt in my pretty
Containers shipped

457
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,967
where a brown, chic one
Squeak causing

458
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,733
Brown, brown waiting for you?

459
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,033
Max Black: Listen. If you me
get in there

460
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,333
if you want then do it on the
traditional way

461
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:53,267
Sack over the head, wrists
with adhesive tape

462
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,867
tie up and throw in.

463
00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,600
Deke: Horrible.

464
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,033
Max Black: Totally bad

465
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,033
Deke: Let's do it again, and
then are you sleeping here?

466
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,133
And then we do it again?

467
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:06,867
Max Black: Sure.

468
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,567
Deke: Let's do it too
naked?

469
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,267
Max Black: Yes, if you have a booth
have those

470
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,100
is big enough that I can get out
my pants come.

471
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,533
Max Black: I'm warning you,
I can be happy

472
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:16,767
not at all.

473
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,333
Deke: And why do you have that?
big grin

474
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,433
on the face?

475
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,500
Max Black: It's completely fake.

476
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,133
Max Black: Why does it wobble so much?

477
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,967
Are we still having sex?

478
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,067
Caroline Channing: Thank you, sir.
Enjoy

479
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,400
your cupcake.

480
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,000
Max Black: Hey!

481
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,067
Caroline Channing: Max?

482
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,433
Max Black: Don't tow,
this is Deke's house!

483
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,433
Caroline Channing: He lives in
a dumpster?

484
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,100
Max Black: Yes, but on purpose.

485
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:49,933
Caroline Channing: But you
come this evening

486
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Home right?

487
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Max? Max! Han?

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Han, what are you doing tonight?